Business Tips – Humour – Marketing – Videos
How was your work week, profitable I hope?
If this is your first time reading the weekender, then thank you for stopping by.
I think your really going to enjoy it.
A mixture of humour, jokes, videos along with business and marketing tips.
The Weekender is meant to be read when you’re relaxed and enjoying the weekend.
The manager of a large office asked a new employee to come into his office.
“What is your name?,” was the first thing the manager asked. “John,” the new guy replied.
The manager scowled. “Look, I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked at before,
but I don’t call anyone by their first name!
It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority,” he said.
“I refer to my employees by their last name only – Smith, Jones, Baker – that’s all.
Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?”
The new guy sighed and said, “Darling. My name is John Darling.
” The manager said, “Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you…”
The FUNNY Phobias Workshop – This is video is just hilarious!
Phobias include a fear of the word “Aagh!”, a fear of apologies, a fear of repetition, and awkward silences.
A reminder why fears must be overcome.
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A Conference Call in Real Life – Comedy duo Tripp and Tyler perform a sketch on what conference calls would be like if they took place in an actual office meeting. If you’ve ever participated in a conference call, the problems these people face will be all too familiar to you.
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A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.
A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.
A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to put in his mouth.
A penny saved has not been spent.
A penny saved is an economic breakthrough.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A problem cannot be solved using the same level of thinking that created it. (In other words, if
you screw it up, you can’t fix it.)
A real person has two reasons for doing anything…a good reason and the real reason.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
A short line outside a building becomes a long line inside.
Trojan Mailing – This may be the most amazing marketing scheme ever done.
How UPS, TNT and DPD advertised for DHL. Involuntarily and clueless.
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