The Weekender 01

Business Tips  – Humour – Marketing  – Videos

How was your work week, profitable I hope?
If this is your first time reading the weekender, then thank you for stopping by.
I think your really going to enjoy it.
A mixture of humour, jokes, videos along with business and marketing tips.
The Weekender is meant to be read when you’re relaxed and enjoying the weekend.

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 Joke #1

The manager of a large office asked a new employee to come into his office.
“What is your name?,” was the first thing the manager asked. “John,” the new guy replied.
The manager scowled. “Look, I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked at before,
but I don’t call anyone by their first name!
It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority,” he said.
“I refer to my employees by their last name only – Smith, Jones, Baker – that’s all.
Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?”
The new guy sighed and said, “Darling. My name is John Darling.
” The manager said, “Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you…”

The FUNNY Phobias Workshop – This is video is just hilarious!
Phobias include a fear of the word “Aagh!”, a fear of apologies, a fear of repetition, and awkward silences.
A reminder why fears must be overcome.

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A Conference Call in Real Life – Comedy duo Tripp and Tyler perform a sketch on what conference calls would be like if they took place in an actual office meeting. If you’ve ever participated in a conference call, the problems these people face will be all too familiar to you.

Do you use WordPress for your blog?

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More Free Resources……

Every Small Business – Every Day of the Year

Our friends at Infusionsoft are doing something really big to celebrate small businesses.
In fact, they’re naming their naming it Small Business Saturday.
They created the Thrive 365 movement to help small businesses like yours find success this
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Let me know if you have any questions, we are always here to help!

Joke #2
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.
A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.
A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to put in his mouth.
A penny saved has not been spent.
A penny saved is an economic breakthrough.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A problem cannot be solved using the same level of thinking that created it. (In other words, if
you screw it up, you can’t fix it.)
A real person has two reasons for doing anything…a good reason and the real reason.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
A short line outside a building becomes a long line inside.

Trojan Mailing – This may be the most amazing marketing scheme ever done.
How UPS, TNT and DPD advertised for DHL. Involuntarily and clueless.

Talk to you soon,
Rick Ostler
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